Casting the right actor for the part in a major Hollywood motion picture is kinda like trying on a new pair of shoes. First, you sit the actor down on a fake leather couch, ask them for proof that their eighteen, and then you tell the actor they have to suck… wait, sorry I’m thinking of the other major Hollywood movie business.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.