All Of The Best Things To Buy On Amazon When You’re Drunk

10. The ultimate party game to play with close or not so close friends.

Things are about to get really interesting.

Get it on Amazon for $19.95

9. This incredibly cozy sloth onesie you’ll want to live in.

The hangover mascot if there ever was one.

Get it on Amazon for $28.98

8. A giant unicorn mask that’s equal parts awesome and terrifying.

Let’s go to the candy mountain, Charlie.

Get it on Amazon for $8.99 

7. This bubble wrap calendar that’ll provide hours of entertainment.

Why is it so satisfying?

Get it on Amazon for $24.95

6. These demanding socks to let everyone know just what you’re craving.

Bring me the tacos, NOW.

Get it on Amazon for $7.99

5. A pair of tiny hands that never get old.

Where’s Kristen Wiig when you need her?

Get it on Amazon for $10.99

4. This desk plaque that will be just as funny when you get to work on Monday.

And don’t you forget it!

Get it on Amazon for $16.99

3. A brutally honest gratitude journal for tired-ass women.

So grateful that my hangover only lasted two days this time.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

2. This pack of 60 different adhesive mustaches that are always funny.

Oh, no it’s not me.

Get it on Amazon for $6.99

1. And lastly, these emergency underpants because you never know when you might need them.

Accidents happen, okay?

Get it on Amazon for $5.49

Time to go shopping!