The Greatest Christmas Present Surprise of 2016 (VIDEO)
When you want to give your kid a cat for Christmas, it never goes as planned. Usually because the cat summons the power of Satan and burns the entire house down.
When you want to give your kid a cat for Christmas, it never goes as planned. Usually because the cat summons the power of Satan and burns the entire house down.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.