Remember when all of the good Super Bowl commercials weren’t spoiled a week before the Super Bowl? Man, those were good times. The only thing that’s lessened the pain of this new Super Bowl commercial protocol, is that Super Bowl commercials have sucked the last 2-3 years. Like, a lot. Anyways, Mr. Clean’s Super Bowl commercial were he acts like a total house cleaning whore.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.