17 Geniuses Who Knew Exactly How To Deal With Loud Neighbors Going To Pound Town

ByNathan Davidson

Personally, I never had a problem with neighbors being too loud during, you know, sex.

Sex is natural. Sex is beautiful. It makes babies.

But apparently, some people (nuns I guess?) don’t find porno-level sex noises as pleasurable as I do. If that’s you (the nuns, I mean) here are a few ideas for dealing with the sinners living next door.

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A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.