19 Snarky Products For Anyone Who Has Zero F*cks Left To Give

 9. These cheeky dishcloths to remind your guests that you could really give a f*ck less.

Spill your wine? Here, I really DGAF.

Snag it from Firebox for $17.00

8. A sassy bar of chocolate that is so over dieting.

Tastes like freedom.

Snag it from Firebox for $10.49

7. This enlightening guide for anyone who needs a reminder to let go.

Learn from the zero-f*cks guru.

Snag it from Amazon for $14.99

6. A lovely piece of “f*ck it” decor that will compliment any room.

A motto for life.

Snag it from Society 6 for $19.99

5. This laptop case that sincerely apologizes for its all-around lack of empathy.

Sorry, not sorry.

Snag it from Society 6 for $15.99

4. An F-bomb paperweight that’s sure to be an expletive hit at your office.

Eff all this paperwork.

Snag it from Uncommon Goods for $45.00

3. This adorable little pouch that literally signs “Zero F*cks Given.”

Read it and weep.

Snag it from Society 6 for $15.99

2. A punny t-shirt you’d probably want to wear every single day.

Yep, still don’t give a one,

Snag it from Amazon for $24.99

1. This cute cap to help you navigate the world when you’re feeling anti-social.

Just read the damn hat.

Snag it from Amazon for $16.99

Actual footage of me not caring…

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