Even the most beautiful women in the world are not immune to the power of the internet, people with a copy of Photoshop and the all-seeing googly eyes. It’s an internet right of passage similar to the bunny face filter on Snapchat, getting Photoshopped onto a Centaur, and finding out what you’d look like with no eyes or mouth.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.