The 20 Greatest Mascot Fails Of All Time
Every day is Halloween for these magnificent bastards.
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#20 Raptors Mascot Slide And Slide – Raptor fall down go boom.
#19 Mascot “Sammie The Owl” Gets Ejected – Kinda makes you wonder if he hit the showers still wearing the owl costume.
#18 Elementary School Mascot Terrorizes Assembly – And he wasn’t allowed tater tots for a week after that.
#17 Mascot Piggyback Ride Endly Badly – Good thing he wasn’t running with scissors.
#16 Bingo The Bumblebee Gets Stung – And it’s the one place on a male mascot where it stings the most.
#15 Mascot Gymnastics Faceplant – He will not star in American Anthem 2 with Janes Jones.
#14 Utah Jazz Mascot Takes The Stairway To Hell –
#13 Mr. Red Loses His Head – And it’s might be one of the only concussions in mascot history.
#12 Wisconsin Mascot Owned By Male Cheerleader – The male ego rarely recovers from being owned by a male cheerleader.
#11 Mascot Gets Crotch Spiked – When you’re wearing a giant fake head, you have to keep your head on a swivel.
#10 Mascot Moonwalks Off The Dugout –
#9 The Dreaded Mascot Nutshot – What happens in Utah stays in Utah.
#8 Mascot Tears His ACL – Most mascots are never the same after an injury like this.
#7 Jazz Mascot And The Birthday Cake Massacre – Where’s Mark Eaton when you need him.
#6 Epic Mascot Dunk Fail – Exercise balls and jumping don’t mix.
#5 Banana Mascot Gets Schooled By Security Guard – And peanut butter jelly time hasn’t been the same since.
#4 The Father Of The Mother Of All Mascot Fights! – Sure some of them are stage, but the Oregon Ducks teabagging the Washington State Cougar makes this one seem awfully personal.
#3 Pacers Mascot Goes “Chocolate Thunder” On Local High School – And it’s the most national press the Pacers organization has gotten in years.
#2 Daredebvil Ducks Mascot Vs. Ring Of Fire – Good thing he was surrounded by ice.
#1 The Mariner Moose Breaks His Ankle – Well it took an hour to find the damn clip but here it is. Must be a SOPA thing. (fast forward to the 0:30 mark to see the worst injury in mascot history)
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