The Shield protector, otherwise known as Roger “King of Bad Decisions” Goodell, took another shot in his armor last night after Tom Brady’s 5th Super Bowl victory. Shields Healthcare helped Tommy Terrific prepare some post-game trolling in the event that he won, and they aired another version of the commercial with a additional extra scene. Advantage: Brady.
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