These 22 Tweets Are Guaranteed To Make You Say ‘Yup, That’s Married Life’
Sometimes, being married is far less romantic than we’d like for it to be. Sure, you get to spend your life with your soulmate — but you also get to deal with their weird quirks, their mood swings, their domestic eccentricities, and their truly heinous morning breath. It’s a tradeoff, basically.
If you are well aware of the unsexy realities that come with being in a marriage or a long-term relationship, then these tweets are for you.
Wedded bliss isn’t always blissful — but it can definitely be pretty funny.
22.
They say all good things must come to an end…
After 7 wonderful years of marriage…
I walked in on my wife…
Watching Twilight..
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) September 6, 2017
21.
wife: Do that thing I like
me *uses a coaster*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 30, 2017
20.
It’s less awkward picking up my wife’s period supplies than giving her coffee order at Starbucks.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 4, 2017
19.
I tell my husband that I love him but I'm also territorial about the good cheese in the fridge because balance is healthy in marriage.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) September 3, 2017
18.
Tell me how tired you are so I can upstage you and tell you how much more tired I am.
-marriage
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 2, 2017
17.
It's not cheating. Or money issues. Leaving drawers and cabinets open is the true test of a marriage.
— Just J (@junejuly12) September 5, 2017
16.
Wife: Sometimes women like bad boys.
Me: Well I just replaced real garlic in this recipe with powdered garlic.
Wife: *fans herself*
— Brian Russell (@TheUnderfold) July 27, 2017
15.
[Married Pillow Talk]
Husband: Tell me what you want..
Me: I want you to take our kid to soccer practice tomorrow.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 14, 2017
14.
Relationship status: Married so long that my wife thinks I’m smelling up the bathroom on purpose
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) September 8, 2017
13.
I cannot hate on cargo shorts. My husband is a walking diaper bag in those things. I'm getting him the matching vest to hold water bottles.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) June 18, 2017
