If you like Heavy Metal and you like HBO’s new smash hit ‘Westworld,’ boy are you in for a treat. Frankly we’d rather see the Westworld theme played on a kazoo or a butt trumpet, but we realize that’s expecting too much of the internet at this point. Never fear, soon there will be butt trumpet TV show themes of all of your favorite shows on an internet station near you.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.